A lifelong Luzerne County resident, Jeff Stolarcyk still manages to make the arduous trek north to Scranton several times per week. He designs those promotional emails that you never actually read, at least until someone figures out a way to pay him for live-tweeting bad TV. Right now, he desperately wants to talk to you about how wrong Stereogum’s recent ranked list of Elvis Costello albums is. He tweets way too much at @TheOtherJeff and blogs far too little at jeffersonstolarship.com. He is a Leo.

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